Joke: the mothers of four priests get together to discuss their sons. "My son is a bishop," the first proud woman said, "when he enters a room, people say," Hello, bishop, "and the second mother goes on," my son enters a room and becomes a bishop, and people say, Hello, "your honor," "my son is a cardinal," and then, "when When he enters a room, people say, "Hello, sir." The fourth mother thought for a moment, "my son is six feet ten and weighs pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people will say, 'oh my God.' note: father n bishop n bishop n cardinal n your honorable practice: TF ① all four mothers are proud of their sons; ② the son of the second mother is a great lawyer; ③ the third mother It is said that her son is a senior official and the fourth mother is ashamed of her son.
From this article, we can see that the fourth mother is the cleverest ① t ② f ③ f ④ f ⑤ t.
Joke: a stupid guy saw an advertisement that said a holiday cruise ship. After he registered and paid, the travel agency beat him with a bat, knocked him unconscious, and then threw him into the river through the back door. Soon another man came in, paid the money, and got the same treatment 15 minutes later, because both of them floated down on the river.
The first man said, "I don't know if they're providing food on this cruise ship." "I don't know," the second replied, "they didn't last year." pay attention to cruise n's registration bet n unconscious adjustment exercise: TF Cheap holiday cruise line 2. The first and second man was knocked out and carried on the boat. The second man has not paid since last year.
The second man is a few minutes later than the first one. The second man is even more stupid than the first one.
I'm kidding a guy I know who was fishing home from Lake Huron when his car broke down and he didn't have a cell phone, but he thought maybe he could use his sea radio to call for roadside help. He climbed into his boat, hit the radio and said, "help," a Coast Guard officer came up and said, "please tell me where you are." I'm two south of Standish Miles, "and after a long pause, the officer asked," how fast did you get to shore? " I went on to say:.